I am currently a shrinking meatsack of a writer. I enjoy history, hockey, science fiction, fantasy, and a good nap. I’ve been dogpaddling on the net since before AOL had a million members. I am owned by a Siamese cat and mistakenly adored by a poodle/dachshund dog. I adore the Canadiens team from Montreal. If you’re a Leafs or a Bruins fan, I’m sorry. For you.